Yo y’all. I’m hanging down at the shore and just wanted to get online real fast and tell you that, if you haven’t been to the ocean for a while, you may have forgotten how really big it is. There is NO WAY we are going to run out of water anytime soon. And there are like, what, like 5 or 6 big oceans like this in the world.
I hear all these tree-hugging types telling us we have to recycle to save water. Seriously?!?!?! Dude, there’s like billions of gallons in the ocean. And it looks just like it did when I was a little kid and saw it for the first time.
Actually, I think I may have recycled today. I bought this cool necklace made out of seashells. So, that’s like, using something again…making something new out of something old. Still don’t see how that saves the oceans. Whatever. Later.