This is kinda cool, being a ‘celebrity!” Even though most of the messages I’m getting are giving me grief for not pouring through my trash and pulling out stuff to recycle. Geez! What’s the big deal? I figure if other people want to recycle, THEY can go through my trash, you know?
I mean, if I went through my trash and pulled out the bottles and cans and magazines and plastic containers and all that, I’d need a whole separate container just for the recyclables!!! And can anyone really tell me what REALLY happens with the stuff that doesn’t go into the trash? Like, plastic park benches is about all I can figure that happens to them. I got through A LOT of water bottles and soda and beer cans and plastic salad containers…I’ve NEVER seen that many park benches. So, what’s the big deal? Maybe if we have a shortage of park benches, then MAYBE I’d consider recycling a few, you know, to help out.
And newspapers and magazines? I really doubt they’re going to start making PAPER park benches. Like they’d last a DAY in the rain, you know? So, c’mon people, get off my case about recycling. Geez, I never knew there were so many people so dedicated to park benches. Heck, I don’t even have a park in my neighborhood. So cut a girl some slack!