TOMMY KRENSHAW

Meet Tommy: Currently "under employed" as a factory maintenance custodian. Plans to own waterfront property on his new planet to accommodate his jet ski (when he gets one).
Home: Atlanta, GA
Age: 31
Occupation: …looking
Why Tommy Doesn't Recycle: Why would I?
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Why Should Tommy Recycle:

Where do I get one of those Tee shirts?
Ayoub , Buffalo, NY

You should recycle because if you don't you will be stereotyped and demeaned as a mean, uncaring, selfish, redneck, idiot, republican, earth destroyer (who hates babies). You will also get a false sense of importance and pride. Don't let anyone (especially the government) make you feel guilty so you'll do what they want.
Josh, Fulton

You should recycle because if you don't you will be stereotyped and demeaned as a mean, uncaring, selfish, redneck, idiot, republican, earth destroyer (who hates babies). You will also get a false sense of importance and pride. Don't let anyone (especially the government) make you feel guilty so you'll do what they want.
Josh, Fulton

JUSTIN DEMME

Meet Justin: Sometimes forgets to put up the third finger when stating his age. Family owns a Hummer which makes Justin feel mildly superior. Blue is his favorite color.
Home: Macon, GA
Age: 3
Occupation: c’mon, give a kid a break
Why Justin Doesn’t Recycle: No one's taught me how.

Why Should Justin Recycle:

You should recycle because if you don't you will be stereotyped and demeaned as a mean, uncaring, selfish, redneck, idiot, republican, earth destroyer (who hates babies). You will also get a false sense of importance and pride. Don't let anyone (especially the government) make you feel guilty so you'll do what they want.
Joshua, Roswell

You should recycle because if you don't you will be stereotyped and demeaned as a mean, uncaring, selfish, redneck, idiot, republican, earth destroyer (who hates babies). You will also get a false sense of importance and pride. Don't let anyone (especially the government) make you feel guilty so you'll do what they want.
Joshua, Roswell

You should recycle because if you don't you will be stereotyped and demeaned as a mean, uncaring, selfish, redneck, idiot, republican, earth destroyer (who hates babies). You will also get a false sense of importance and pride. Don't let anyone (especially the government) make you feel guilty so you'll do what they want.
Joshua, Roswell

RONALD T. W. KING

Meet Ronald: Shift supervisor at an industrial foam manufacturer. Tabloid junky. Turned his recycling bin into a coffee table in his apartment.
Home: Savannah, GA
Age: 28
Occupation: Supervisor
Why Ronald Doesn’t Recycle: Mine would just be a drop in the ocean.

Why Should Ronald Recycle:

Ronald, in a few years we will have our "re-education camps" up and running, and webcams in your apartment. In the meantime, we'll just have to guilt you into compliance.
Al Gore, Memphis

Ronald, in a few years we will have our "re-education camps" up and running, and webcams in your apartment. In the meantime, we'll just have to guilt you into compliance.
Al Gore, Memphis

Your a young good looking man go get drink and then recycle the cups! It's not that hard to throw something in a blue or green bin instead of a grey bin. Come on dude. What harm can it do?
Obama, Kansas City

MARIA INEZ-PHILLIPS

Meet Maria: Second-year general pathologist; Loves the outdoors, has three cats, two of which came with her husband. Thinks all recycling ends up as plastic-wood park benches.
Home: Valdosta, GA
Age: 31
Occupation: Pathologist
Why Maria Doesn’t Recycle: It seems really involved.

Why Should Maria Recycle:

You dont have to do anymore work recycling over just throwing it in the trash. Its just a yellow can and a blue bin. Dont be lazy the recycling people do most of the work.
George, Stroudsburg

You should recycle because it's like giving the Earth a B I G hug :)
TerraD, St. Louis

You should recycle so you can act like you're more sophiscated while driving a prius, not fully undersanding the cost of alternative energy.
Mike Hunt, Kansas City